Oli’s Life!
Hello my name is Oli Explore Layne and I am a Ginger and White Cat! If I could have anything in the world it would either be never ending supply of Birds or Mice, but if I had to choose I would choose....... Uhh umm eee uhhh ugh..... Mice ugh no! Birds ugh no Mice.. Yeh mice! I would choose mice because they are fat and chunky! Woops but so are pigeons! Uhh Birds because you have a wide variety! I don't even know what variety means but I've just heard Andre, Aaron, Judy and William say it!
Any way where was I "Meow". Oh yeh I eat Dry and Wet food and the odd spider here and there.
I like Human beds not these pathetic little useless excuse of a bed that the pet shop company makes us Cats and Dogs. Even Hamsters get a better bed than us HAMSETERS!! Outrageous!
For Some strange reason Judy doesn’t like me on the beds but I don’t really care because she sometimes lets meJ.
I find the big bumpy thing at the top of the bed the most comfy though. Now I understand why Humans put their heads on it. Talking about human’s heads they are soo big Why can’t they be just like mine small and cute! But it doesn’t matter because I LOVE HUMANS! I am the neighbourhood cat I love going into other people houses and sleeping wherever I can! (What a nice life I have).
Strangely enough as it is Humans have this weird thing that looks like a box with moving things in it! They watch it every day! Different things as well.
SOOO What I did was sleep in the box next to the fish tank and use that as my entertainment! My box is a old box full of Christmas Decorations.
Wait a bit.................... Ah my good, old, clever... very clever friend Mr Clevermittens told me that it is called a T.V.
Yes, like most Humans I do have a Daily routine! Ok here it is:
· ‘Meow’ so someone can let me upstairs
· Get them to take me downstairs to give me food
· Run upstairs and get my water
· Look out the window
· Go outside
· Sleep
Don’t know?
Now I don’t care what you say I AM NOT SCARED OF DOGS A matter a fact I have chased a Dog! How’s that for ya!
You might be saying “ha lie” I say “ha NO!” I love going over to my local park to watch people play football. But Dogs think they can come and barge me out of the park because they have to walk there! Well guess what suckers I can walk on the park if I want to because I AM A CAT AND CATS DO WHAT THEY WANT!
That Concludes part 1 of Oli’s life. ©
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